The Herbicides...spreading faster than HIV in a San Francisco bath house...
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Location: Pennsylvania, United States


Interests: hating vegetarians and mallcore brats... starting crap with other local bands... being all around jerks... pranking morons... being awesome
Expertise: making songs that people think are funny
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 7/29/2003

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Finally, everyone realizes that they can't hate a band of two clever and cute guys who write catchy songs.  We don't care who listens to our music - we want everyone to!  But if you want to whine about our opinions, then take it elsewhere, because making you mad is all part of the plan.


Sunday, January 25, 2004

The Herbicides are going to be working on a new batch of songs soon, so get ready for yet another CD. We've got some great ideas in the works like "When I Run For Governor," "Whatever Happened To AIDS?" and "An Ode To Brandon Bunting." They should prove awesome. Naturally.


Saturday, January 10, 2004

I almost forgot; learn how to spell.  Jeez.  "Ur" is not a word.  And whoever that Glue person is can stick it too.  You are hi-LAR-ious.  Really.


This is for all of you people that posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't... what's the word... CARE!  HAHAHAHA!

If you guys can get offended by The Herbicides, maybe you should get out of your sheltered little lives where everyone always agrees with every stupid little thing you do and every annoying little quirk you have.  Guess what?  We don't!  HAHAHA!  Why in the world do you kids (I emphasize "kids") who think that you can judge what is right and wrong, have the slightest notion that The Herbicides care about what you have to say?  Are you in our band?  I didn't think so.  If I ever get ahold of any of you little twerps, I will personally tie you to a chair and force feed you hamburgers.  What then?  And for those of you playing the Minor Threat card: maybe you should listen to the lyrics of the songs "Straightedge," and "Out of Step" again.  What?  There's nothing about vegetarianism?  Oooooooh.  You almost forgot.  I don't care if Ian MacKaye doesn't eat meat, he made that choice for himself - he didn't make that choice for you.

You are all a bunch of whiny, self-serving idiots with the exception of Scott Orwig, because he doesn't walk around going:  "Hey, guess what, I'm a vegetarian!  My opinion matters more than yours!"  Maybe you should take some notes.

And finally, it is our legal right to insult whomever and whatever we feel like.  Just as you made scathing retaliations at our band, I can say whatever I want to, and I want to say:  eat some meat you frilly, pansy-girls.  HAHAHA!  There is no stopping the madness.  You make the choice, you pay the consequences, wuss.  Take it like the men you so readily claim to be.

Oh, did I mention that you are supposed to be offended?  Because you are.


Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Apparently we're playing a show on Wednesday at the Grotto on Main Street in Ephrata; so come if you want to hear a band who hasn't practiced since Halloween!  We will try to play whatever you don't want us to.  Word.



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